Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner (and I think one of the Baldwins) are in Cannes for some reason. The last Kardashian movie came out in 2007, so I guess they’re just there to support the latest in cinema. Or be on a yacht. I think they’re just there to be on a yacht. Sounds like fun. I wish I was on a yacht. The news tells me that Kourtney has a new boyfriend or fuck buddy or whatever. That’s neat. Her babies daddy is banging Bella Thorne. Or is trying to bang Bellla Thorne. It remains unclear. Meanwhile, Kendall Jenner remains the hottest thing Ryan Seacrest has ever produced. Not sure where Khloe and Kylie are. I assume Kylie is wrapped in bandages and Khloe hasn’t been fully socialized to be around sea animals.
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 24: Kourtney Kardashian is spotted during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 24, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by J. Almasi/GC Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Kendall Jenner, Hailey Baldwin and a friend are spotted during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 23, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by J. Almasi/GC Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Kendall Jenner and friends spotted during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 23, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by J. Almasi/GC Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Kourtney Kardashian is spotted during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 22, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by J. Almasi/GC Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 22: Kourtney Kardashian is spotted during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 22, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by J. Almasi/GC Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Kourtney Kardashian and friends are spotted during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 23, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by J. Almasi/GC Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Kendall Jenner is spotted during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 23, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by J. Almasi/GC Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Kendall Jenner is spotted during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 23, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by J. Almasi/GC Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Kendall Jenner is spotted during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 23, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by J. Almasi/GC Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 23: Kendall Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian are spotted during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 23, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by J. Almasi/GC Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 24: Kourtney Kardashian and Younes Bendjima are spotted during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 24, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by J. Almasi/GC Images)
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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 24: Kourtney Kardashian is spotted during the 70th annual Cannes Film Festival at on May 24, 2017 in Cannes, France. (Photo by J. Almasi/GC Images)
