Hayek v Sarandon: Cannes Of Titties

Salma Hayek

Susan Sarandon walked around Cannes last week with her nipple just chillin, and if you’re an old lady who likes walking around with your nipple hanging out, France is probably the best place to do that. They love that kind of stuff over there. Seemingly the older the better. Then Salma Hayek showed up. Who I guess now is basically French. I think they both knew this was the 69th Cannes Film Festival. I see what you did there, ladies. 

The Todd Film Festival would screen this scene every year. Possibly every hour on the hour.