Jennifer Aniston Got Married

Fulfilling one of the prophecies foretold in the Book of Revelations, Jennifer Aniston found someone to marry her.

J&J forever! Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have at last tied the knot, multiple sources confirm to Us Weekly. The couple married in a top-secret wedding at their L.A. home on Wednesday, Aug. 5.

I reached out to Angelina Jolie’s publicists but they said, “LOL didn’t read”.