We can talk about J-Lo’s dress or whatever, but J-Lo is 45 and wears basically the same dress to every award show. But have you seen Jessica Chastain ‘s face? And her giant rack? I feel like I shouldn’t have to constantly point these out.
Jessica Chastain 2015 Oscars
Jessica Chastain 2015 Oscars #1
HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 22: Actress Jessica Chastain attends the 87th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 22, 2015 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)
Jessica Chastain 2015 Oscars #2
HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 22: Actress Jessica Chastain attends the 87th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 22, 2015 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Ethan Miller/WireImage)
Jessica Chastain 2015 Oscars #3
HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 22: Actress Jessica Chastain attends the 87th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 22, 2015 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)
Jessica Chastain 2015 Oscars #4
HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 22: Actress Jessica Chastain attends the 87th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 22, 2015 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic)
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Jessica Chastain poses on the red carpet for the 87th Oscars on February 22, 2015 in Hollywood, California. AFP PHOTO/ MLADEN ANTONOV (Photo credit should read MLADEN ANTONOV/AFP/Getty Images)
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HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 22: Actress Jessica Chastain attends the 87th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 22, 2015 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
Jessica Chastain 2015 Oscars #7
HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 22: Actress Jessica Chastain attends the 87th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 22, 2015 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)
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HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 22: Actress Jessica Chastain attends the 87th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 22, 2015 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/WireImage)
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HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 22: Actor Idris Elba and actress Jessica Chastain speak onstage during the 87th Annual Academy Awards at Dolby Theatre on February 22, 2015 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)