There’s Been An Ashlee Simpson Sighting
Ashlee Simpson has been in hiding for a while now, and I guess you can't really blame her. In the span of two years, she's been divorced, her sister had two kids and remained in the media spotlight, and her father was outed as a closet homosexual resulting in her parents' divorce. She's been going through a lot of emotional stress lately. So it's proably the best time to ask for anal.