Katy Perry’s Boobs Won The Grammys

I don’t want to bullshit you. The 55th Grammys sucked. It was a bunch of white dudes in capris with banjos and Bruno Mars did a Bob Marley tribute and LL Cool J looked like part of the wait staff. But, Katy Perry wore this dress. I don’t know what that is around her neck, but if I had to guess I’d say it was angel cum. He obviously can’t go back to heaven now, but there really doesn’t seem to be any point anymore.

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