“We’re Sex Bob-omb, And We’re Here To Make You Vomit And Stuff”

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Rihanna must have lost a coin flip backstage at the Billboard Music Awards last night, because during her performance of “S&M” Britney Spears was drugged then enticed onto the stage by a Twinkie on a string then lip synced in a bunny mask. So, if you’re into Miss Cleo in a red wig and a single mom of two who is court-ordered retarded gyrate on a stripper pole, your day just got a lot better.