Nobody likes a used up aged out whore who has to be tasered to stay out of a plastic surgeon’s office and dragged by her hair into a world that has moved on without her, but that didn’t stop Aubrey O’Day from putting on a bikini and going where irrelevant acts go to die: Las Vegas. She looks like a blowup doll. And not the picture of the person on the blowup doll box, but the actual blowup doll. The kind they use for target practice in zombie movies. Maybe after this she had dinner with Cher and Holly Madison. Or maybe Criss Angel. Or the Blue Man Group. Or other people in Vegas that nobody cares about.
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