Brooklyn Decker was in a bikini and her new soccer mom haircut in Miami this weekend, and once I stopped staring directly at her rack, I noticed that she seems kinda sad. If I had to guess, I’d say it’s because she’s a UNC fan. And has to sit and watch a lot of tennis. That must be boring. I wonder if she ever goe..hey look, her tits again!
Perv out.
