Thanks to the magic of AutoTune and a black guy’s (Dream) predisposition to like fat asses, Kim Kardashian released her first single “Jam (Turn It Up)” today on Ryan Seacrest’s show. I’m not saying it’s bad, but have ever heard a kitten get shot in the face with a pellet gun then hung up by it’s back legs and set on fire? You haven’t? Oh, well this sounds better than that. Congrats, Kim!