The Independent Spirit Awards were yesterday, but their main draw was a pregnant chick who plays an anorexic lesbian dancer in a movie. That said, here are some shots from the QVC Red Carpet Style Party, featuring Katharine McPhee, Katie Cassidy, and newly-18 Victoria Justice. Chances are they’ll never be on a red carpet to accept any awards, but they’ll probably look better posing than most of nominees, so they’re the real winners.
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