Christine Teigen and Brooklyn Decker were at the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Launch in NYC, and I’m going to assume they were making out all night. Or maybe Brooklyn told her a sexy joke. Or maybe I wasn’t hiding in the bushes outside. Well, I guess I was. Hiding in the backseat of Brooklyn’s car was cool and all, but I generally like to be outdoors.
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