Avril Lavigne is a bony pretentious bitch with shark teeth, but for some reason I’d hit it. Mostly because banging white girls is my form of reparations. You know, since scalping is illegal. Hahaha, take that white people! The tables have turned!
Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…
