Eva Longoria Is Single. Possibly.

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San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker, 28, and actress Eva Longoria, 35, have reportedly split and headed for divorce. TMZ reports:

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are getting divorced … TMZ has learned. Tony filed for divorce yesterday in Texas. The “Desperate Housewives” actress and the San Antonio Spurs star married back in July of 2007. Eva has stated that she has Tony’s initials tattooed on her body … in a mystery spot. She also has Tony’s jersey number — “Nine” — tattooed on the back of her neck.

Como se dice “damage control“?

A rep for Eva Longoria tells TMZ our story that Tony Parker filed for divorce is not true. TMZ reported that Tony had filed for divorce. Two clerks at the Bexar County Courthouse in Texas had told us the case was filed and sealed by a family law judge. But Eva’s rep tells us Tony did not file and does not even have a divorce lawyer. Another clerk at the courthouse now tells us she’s in charge of sealed cases and says no such case has crossed her desk.

I always thought Eva Longoria spent way too much time with and was way too friendly with Mario Lopez, but I also get the feeling that he’s just a Mexican Ken Paves. So I don’t know. Maybe Eva put Goya products in Tony’s crepes without his knowledge. What am I, a psychic?