The secret code to enter Jessica Alba‘s vagina was discovered here, so here’s more pics from her GQ shoot to further explain why I really need to pin her knees to her ears and pound her anus like a chicken cutlet. I swear to God, she could be half-eaten by a bear or just crawled out of lava and I’d still need those condoms that numb your penis.
Donald Trump‘s aide, Natalie Harp, sparked comparisons to the President’s daughter, Ivanka, after her appearance. Harp has been in the…
