Megan Fox attended the Emporio Armani Spring Summer 2011 fashion show, but before she sat in the front row to watch a gay dude’s drawings come to life, she went out to dinner with her husband, Brian Austin Green. As you can see, he is noticeably absent from these pictures because I carefully chose which ones to use. Specifically, the ones where you can almost see her vagina. Mostly because I would lick it like I was wallpapering the Vietnam Memorial with stamps. I hope that clears up the mystery of how I choose pictures to post.
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