Katy Perry filmed a segment for Sesame Street in which she sang a duet with Elmo that was supposed to air on New Year’s Eve. It’s not anymore. Why? Because apparently 3-year olds with Vanilla Wafers in their hair and a juicebox in their pullup can get erections. TMZ reports:
Katy Perry’s breasts — and song — have been yanked from “Sesame Street” … after the show began receiving complaints like, “DUDE MY SON SAW THIS AND GOT A BONER WTTTTTTTTTF.” The song made its way to YouTube Monday and racked up nearly a million views. But some parents started complaining her cleavage was too front and center. We’ve learned producers have decided not to air the song on the show.
Among the parental comments:
— “You can practically see her t*ts. That’s some wonderful children’s programming.”
— “they’re gonna have to rename it cleavage avenue”
— “my kid wants milk now”Fact is … what looks like Katy’s bare chest is actually covered in flesh-colored mesh that goes all the way to her neck.
Yeah, that’s a good idea, parents. Completely overreact and make your kid as uncomfortable as you possibly can when he sees breasts covered up in a dress. Then burn him with a fire poker and tell him his penis makes him a bad boy. That way, in 18 years when he’s skinning women to make lampshades or masturbating in front of a daycare, you’ll know that you’ve done your job. You know, until he kills you in your sleep. But until then, awesome job!
Note: Be sure to make it to the 1:51 mark. Oscar so wants to hit that.
