Because she knows who buys her albums and makes her relevant, Lady Gaga showed up at a rally in Portland, Maine, for a Senate vote on the “Don’t ask, Don’t tell” US military policy in an effort to have the controversial rule repealed. I don’t know what the big deal is. Bill Hicks pretty much sums up the military’s argument (“I don’t want any gay people hangin’ around me while I’m killing kids. I just don’t wanna see it.”), and really, I do understand why the gay community is pushing to repeal this. It’s backwards and stupid. But if they think an 18-year old high school drop out from Oklahoma in basic training can be legislated into not committing a hate crime on a gay dude who just saw him naked, they need to get off the rainbow and step back into reality. I’m sure child molesters and bank robbers would appreciate the same rule when they decided to join the military. Gay people should learn to be more appreciative.
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