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Orlando police responded to a call outside a Star Wars convention this weekend, but not because a button on a nerd’s Darth Vader suit dialed 911 instead of his mom by mistake. TMZ reports:
Former “America’s Next Top Model” champ Adrianne Curry called police in Orlando this weekend … claiming an allegedly drunk man reached up her skirt and “molested” her outside of a Star Wars convention. Curry called police around 3:00 AM on Sunday to report the incident that allegedly went down in front of the hotel where the Star Wars expo was going down … but claims it took more than an hour before cops arrived on scene. According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, the officer who arrived at the hotel claims he “came in contact with the male as he lay in the bushes at the entrance to the hotel.” The officer claims he spoke to multiple witnesses — one of which said the suspect “attempted several times to fight several other people as they stood outside waiting to be picked up for the Star Wars convention.” The man was eventually arrested for disorderly intoxication. Curry later Tweeted, “cops are here..molesting pervert drunk in the back of their car…going to bed … i cannot believe last night happened….love starwars…but ready to leave.”
Yeah, so I’m not really sure what Adrianne Curry was expecting here. She’s a model at a Star Wars convention. A place where grown men dress up as make believe people from a non-existent universe then congregate together. The only time these dudes hear “drink specials” or “bottle service” is places where they sell game tokens and Mountain Dew Red. The last time they saw a hot girl is when she was hit with a fire spell on WoW. Adrianne Curry should just be glad that when she walked in they all didn’t change their name to Darth Multiple Miggs.
