Audrina Patridge took time out from her busy schedule of being in bikinis to go to the beach and be in a bikini. She looks like she was made from parts that were dug up from graves, but I’m not gonna lie, I’d hit that. Mostly likely after I tasered her to repossess her organs. According to my scan, she’s 96 days past due. Her tits also appear to be black market.
Donald Trump‘s aide, Natalie Harp, sparked comparisons to the President’s daughter, Ivanka, after her appearance. Harp has been in the…
