Christina Ricci attended the Whitney Museum Art Party in NYC last night, and it’s a shame that body I’ve wanted to titty fuck since Clinton was in office is attached to something from Antz. She’s hot, don’t get me wrong. But if she gives me a blowjob, I shouldn’t be wondering if her brain has a wireless internet connection so I can stream Netflix off her forehead. I think it would kinda spoil the mood.
Donald Trump‘s aide, Natalie Harp, sparked comparisons to the President’s daughter, Ivanka, after her appearance. Harp has been in the…
