As far as my penis can tell, Sophie Turner’s only marketable skill is squeezing her perfect ass in a tight dress then posing on a sidewalk. “Fashion is something barbarous, for it produces innovation without reason and imitation without benefit. But yeah, so, she’s into anal, right?”, my penis just asked.
Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…