Katy Perry has somehow tricked the world into believing she’s a singer and an entertainer, but in reality, her body was made for deviant sex and her face was made, because well, God can’t do everything right. Give the guy a break. He has a lot going on right now. I’m just glad Katy went on the 23rd Annual Kids’ Choice Awards to teach kids about foreshadowing. Because I can’t really shake the feeling that this probably won’t be the only scenario where Katy Perry is gonna get escorted by a stagehand while she wipes off stuff that just got shot in her face.
Donald Trump‘s aide, Natalie Harp, sparked comparisons to the President’s daughter, Ivanka, after her appearance. Harp has been in the…
