Audrina Patridge went to the Nail Garden on Ventura Boulevard yesterday and hopefully she wasn’t looking for a dress that fit, because if her huge rack could permanently hang out that would be great. I realize she’s a vapid whore with comically high sense of self-worth, but I’m just trying to titty fuck her, not discuss Pollock’s springs period.
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