I’ve never been to Paris and I have no idea what a Jean-Charles de Castelbajacs fashion show after party is, but it’s apparently where 5-foot tall, 100 pound white chicks get shitty drunk then passed around like a blunt. Not to brag, but I call that “Friday”. Or as the prosecutor in my case calls it “Pin The Chloroform Rag On The White Girl Day”. What a jackass that guy is.
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