Out of all the UK whores, Kelly Brook, Keeley Hazell, and Gemma Atkinson hold a special place in my heart, because not only do they have racks that could launch a thousand embryos, they look better than most traditional models. Especially for my $100 bill and semen paper mache sculptures. I’m so artistic!
Jessica Alba is facing criticism over her Halloween costume inspired by Nancy Kerrigan’s infamous 1994 attack. The Fantastic Four star…
