I’m not that big of an asshole to not I admit when I’m wrong, so I’d like to apologize to Heidi Montag who stuffed her massive tits in a tank top to shoot scenes for The Hills or whatever show she is on that I don’t watch. I questioned her mental state and bottomless insecurity. Then my penis said “titty fuck”, and I was awakened to new ideas because he shattered my beliefs to their very core. I would like to cum on them you see.
Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…
