Vida Guerra Is Still Alive

Vida Guerra posed for this month’s Black Man Magazine (well, of course she did) and she’s basically the Mexican Coco. At least I think she’s Mexican. I didn’t really bother to look it up. She has a lot of vowels in her name, so I just kinda assumed. If I can be honest, minorities scare me. Just last week I pulled up to Solas and a Mexican guy said “Hola” and asked for my keys. He was standing by a sign that said “valet”. I threw my keys at him and ran away. What does “hola” mean? What is a “valet”? Is that some sort of gang slang?! Oh God help me!! Help me!!