TMZ says this picture of newlyweds Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom were taken outside a L.A. hotel last night, but I’m pretty sure it’s Greyskull and Odom just held aloft his magic sword, because he’s giving this beast a piggy back ride. As you look at this picture, please keep in mind that Lamar Odom is 6’10”, 230. He should be able to carry a human-sized chick in a papoose or in a basket like Little Red Riding Hood, but Khloe’s snow shoes are hanging by this dude’s knees. Dear God, the only way I’d want to see this chick naked is if she was on my soccer team and our plane crashed in the Andes.
The only pictures available right now of their “wedding”. If you have a microscope and a low sense of self-worth, feel free to enjoy them:
