It’s with no small sense of pride that I say I’ve never seen one single episode of The Hills, so it works out for me that Audrina Patridge’s bottomless pit of need and insecurity makes her want to be famous so bad that she poses half naked in magazines. Say what you want about this chick’s face, but dear God her body is sick. I’d dump a civilization so big on this chick’s stomach they could make a new Sims game.
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