Television and magazines are really trying to make AnnaLynne McCord happen, and sorry man, it’s not. It’s really not. This bitch looks like an unconvincing transvestite. She has zits on her chest, her face look like a Jack-O-Lantern, and I’ve seen bodies of water better than what this chick is working with. Long story short, if you’re a dude, and you think this chick is hot, you might want to start hanging out at park bathrooms or uploading your new baton-twirling video to YouTube, because vagina might not be your thing.
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