I realize her face looks like something Starfleet would fight, but if I wanted somebody to buy a hamburger, I guess I could do a lot worse than Audrina Patridge. She’s a skinny brunette with big tits. And just so we’re clear, that’s my penis’ answer for everything.
Donald Trump‘s aide, Natalie Harp, sparked comparisons to the President’s daughter, Ivanka, after her appearance. Harp has been in the…
