I guess Orlando Bloom thinks he’s cool because he’s on a yacht grinding on a Victoria’s Secret model’s ass, but when he twisted off his bottle cap this morning did he win a free Mt. Dew? No, I don’t think so. You know who did? Me. That’s right Orlando, I’m the big winner!
Prince William reportedly laid down firm requirements for peace talks with his estranged brother, Prince Harry. Not only that, these…
