Christina Aguilera Isn’t Kelly Brook

I had a whole post planned for Kelly Brook’s new beach pics (damn and oh damn), but the hi-versions haven’t come out yet, so here’s some outtakes of Christina Aguilera’s 2006 Blender shoot instead. So sit back, relax, and let these pictures transport you to another place and time where Christina Aguilera looked like a fairy tale princess. I don’t know what message the photographer was trying to portray in these pictures, but I bet it has something to do with the sanctity of abstinence because young lady’s vagina’s are precious gifts. Beautiful gardens overflowing with waters of wonder.