Alessandra Ambrosio is Better Than Coffee

I was up way too early this morning, so when I finished painting my miniature Civil War figurines (what amazing detail on my Union Mounted Officer! He’s so lifelike!), I decided to use the Internet for what it was intended – to look for pictures of hot chicks in bikinis. Specifically, the insanely hot piece, Alessandra Ambrosio. She just had a baby, but you’d never know. So, enjoy. You know, since you’re not allowed to have coffee at the office anymore, dude. Didn’t you know? Coffee’s for closers only.