Only people on TV pretending to be rednecks use the word “fancy,” so it’s no surprise that’s what Jessica Simpson named her dumb perfume. Here she is at the official launch in Dallas, and you can tell by the large crowd that this thing will be flying off the shelf. Especially if you want to seduce your man with the sensual scent of lilac and failure.
Nancy Guthrie’s followers briefly thought they had finally gotten the update they had been waiting for. A late-night sheriff’s message…
