Michelle Hunziker is a Swiss actress, model, singer, and television personality, but success in America has proven difficult, so wedging her bikini in her ass is a positive first step in changing that. I’m not even sure what her face looks like, mainly because her ass is fantastic. If elected her boyfriend, I promise to drill her until we are no longer dependent on foreign oil.
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