Avril Lavigne is a Loser

In an interview with Britain’s Q Magazine, Avril Lavigne goes into detail about about how much she’s in love with herself:

On dealing with her incredible success:

“Selling 24 million albums hasn’t really affected me, but it has changed things. I can’t walk into a room full of people any more without everybody turning their heads, and I can only eat in certain restaurants where I know I won’t get hassled. But that’s OK. I was born to do this, and so I’ve learned how to cope.”

On her competition:

“Someone like Kelly Clarkson is beautiful and has a pretty voice, but with me you get a much stronger image. I’m tough, I have a look that girls want to copy, and I sound a particular way. It’s good if you’re not easily ignored. And I’m not.”

On her generosity:

“I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, ‘Take it to Katrina!’ I also like to give stuff to people who are my ‘workers,’ especially if they don’t make much money.”

On her polarizing personality:

“People love me and people hate me, but I’m comfortable in my own skin and that’s what counts. And anyway if you do hate me, you’re the loser, not me.”

If everything she said didn’t make you want to punch a wall, you’re a moron. Sorry, I really don’t know how else to say it. She’s everything that’s wrong with music, but somehow thinks she’s John Lennon. Only in her makeup chair and her diary will a 4ft. tall 100 pound white girl from Canada ever be considered “tough.” In my experience, 100 pound white girls tend to me more “cooperative.”

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