Here’s Kristin Kreuk (Smallville) carrying her laundry around in Vancouver on Saturday. When she spotted the paparazzi, she covered herself with that bag. Just to give you a little perspective, that black bag is actually the size of an average Ziplock bag, and she stole those 6 inch heels from one of my Barbie dolls. Bitch.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
