Photoshopping Male Nipples Onto These Topless Female Celebrities Makes Them Totally Safe For Social Media

We recently discovered a brilliant campaign that encourages people to Photoshop male nipples over female nipples in order to make them acceptable for society to look at, and not an offensive sight that will corrupt our nation’s youth. Here’s how it works:

This is obviously the next step in advancing the #FreeTheNipple campaign, with the goal being to fight the sexist guidelines of Instagram and Facebook. The clear double standard here cannot be more evident, and because we are all for progress and change, we are jumping on board. So, here are several topless celebs, including many #FreeTheNipple advocates, with the totally SFW male nipple covering up their offensive female nips. We feel safer already.

Rihanna

Chrissy Teigen

Chelsea Handler

Miley Cyrus

Emily Ratajkowski

Scout Willis

Halle Berry

Emilia Clarke

Phoebe Cates