He's talkin' even though no one is listenin'.
Pretend like work doesn't exist.
Some thing's just aren't what they seem.
Somebody please give these people some guidance.
This is the time to laugh. (The time to cry is at work. In your cubicle.)
How did that get there?
We all go a little bit fat sometimes.
Put. The phone. Down.
Monday LOLs to soothe your soul.
His "Force Majeure" world tour is coming to Australia in early 2015!