Her sex life is clearly ruff.
Could be worse. Could be a tribal tattoo.
We've done all of these.
LOL til you can't LOL no more.
There is no escape.
Comedian Lewis Black describes himself as an "a--hole actor" and doles out advice for aspiring standup comics.
Talk about being needy.
An elbow to the throat was plan B.
Welcome to LOLZ-town, population: you.
I guess he didn't stay late on Friday.