These toy companies promised a water park in a box.
Guaranteed 1:1 click-to-laugh ratio.
And here I was thinking we were programmed to detect all things sex.
Man's best friend forever.
I surrender.
As if you needed another reason to hate rich kids.
Cheaper than counseling.
That's what friends are for.
Happy LOLZ-day.
That's not what we meant when we said education needs to get better.