This Koala Has Had It With Your Shit, Chases Down Woman On Quad Bike
Koalas. Australia’s cute and cuddly marsupial icon, known for getting blazed on Eucalyptus leaves and generally just chilling out in trees and posing for selfies with celebrities. Harmless right? WRONG!
Video has surfaced over the weekend that unveils the darker side to these bloodthirsty killing machines, once and for all eradicating the veil of innocence and cuteness Koala-kind has used to distract us from their true, rabid nature this whole time.
A South Australian woman is the whistle-blower in this game-changing report, filming the dangerous wild animal as it chased her quad-bike, vicious murder no doubt on its mind.
Luckily the woman escaped almost certain death at the hands of the furry demon, having sacrificed her quad bike to appease the psychotic beast.
Watch the spine-tingling near-miss below and stay vigilant, friends. A war is coming between Koalas and Man. Where will you stand?
The koala bloody chased me tonight! F#$….Shit me self
Posted by Ebony Churchill on Friday, 14 August 2015