Guardians Of The Galaxy Porn Parody? It Was Inevitable

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Apparently, you can be “hooked on a feelin” to the point where you want to turn Groot into a giant wooden penis. Yes, there’s a porn parody of Guardians of the Galaxy. It’s creatively titled Gnardians of the Galaxy. Check out the poster (NSFW? Who knows):

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Charming, isn’t it? Can’t say that this cums (tee hee) as a surprise, given Peter Quill’s sexual exploits and his open discussion of them. Here’s a brief listing of the cast for you, in case your thirst for parodies (and porn?) has you wondering what the characters’ names are:

  • Star Load (Aaron Wilcoxxx)
  • Gamwhora (Daisy Ducati)
  • Rocket Raccooch (April O’Neil—not the April in TMNT)
  • Crax (Shane Diesel)
  • Groin (AJ)
  • Kokrath (Tabitha Stevens) Not pictured
  • Bonin (Vuko) Not pictured

Porn parody veteran studio Wood Rocket is at the helm; it’s an ever-appropriate name for a studio like this, especially since they made Groot (Groin) into a giant wooden dick.

Thanks to Cinema Blend for the scintillating news. Now, go grab your nearest, most willing, and sexy sci-fi enthusiast and get ready for the April 3rd release.