VIDEO: Epic Goal Call as Cristiano Ronaldo Scores a Hat Trick in Brazil

 

It's probably a rule somewhere that soccer announcers must have an epic call to accompany each goal (hey, you score so little they probably are that excited to see a goal!)

Anyway, Portuguese announcer Nuno Matos must have been holding this one back like a man who hasn't had sex in years finally masturbating.

But hey, when anyone … but especially Cristiano Ronaldo … scores a hat trick, a three minute call may be deserved.

Crave's NESN posted the three goals, and the epic call, in all their glory. Enjoy!