At last, DC Comics fans can breathe a sigh of relief. Warner Bros. may be slow-walking their own line of superhero movies based on the popular comic book superheroes, but porn is keeping fans covered until then. And the actors uncovered, but that’s pretty obvious. The latest adult movie parody to come down the pipe? The XXX Adventures of Hawkman & Hawkgirl: An Extreme Comixxx Parody. Wow, that’s a mouthful. (Insert joke.)
CraveOnline is premiering the first-ever SFW trailer for Hawkman & Hawkgirl XXX, which stars Ryan Driller (Man of Steel XXX) and Allie Haze (X-Men XXX) as Hawkman and Hawkgirl, two lovers reunited by an Egyptian curse who do battle with Alec Knight (She-Hulk XXX) playing the white-suited supervillain known as The Gentleman Ghost. Joining in the fun – and presumably joining in certain “other” festivities – is Tasha Reign (Zorro XXX) as the Gentleman Ghost’s sexy accomplice The Black Canary, and Ryan McLane (Saturday Night Live XXX) as Oliver Queen.
“Their love is eternal – their power unparalleled. Through reincarnation, Hawkman and Hawkgirl continue to find each other over the course of thousands of years. In ancient Egypt, Prince Khufu fell in love with the beautiful Princess Chayara, making her his bride. Their passion was legendary until the Gentleman Ghost cut the princess’ life short. Overcome with grief at the site of her body, Prince Khufu took his own life. Rather than finding peace in the afterlife, the lovers return to this world searching for each other. Now as the superheroes Hawkman and Hawkgirl, they use Nth metal and powerful wings to defy gravity and protect humanity, while battling their sworn enemy, the Gentleman Ghost, and his sexy accomplice, Black Canary.”
Huh. Go figure. Black Canary gets one of the trailer’s biggest laughs though. Check it out for yourself and be sure to look for The XXX Adventures of Hawkman & Hawkgirl XXX in stores and online soon!
