Exclusive: Watch the First Five Minutes of “Stitches” (NSFW)

Oh good, a scary clown movie. Just what we needed to get over our recurring nightmares of Killer Klowns from Outer Space and It. If the first five minutes of Stitches are any indication, childhood trauma is certainly on the menu, as British comedian Ross Noble, making his big screen debut, discovers as a party clown with a most unfortunate assignment. Eventually he’ll come back from the dead to haunt those who wronged him, but first… he has to die.

CraveOnline is proud to present the first five minutes of the new horror comedy Stitches, and they are Not Safe For Work. They are NSFW in any way, shape or form, and pretty much from the opening seconds. If you’re at work, bookmark this page and wait until you get home, unless you work at some kind of creepy clown sex emporium. And if that really is what you do, you are most certainly an interesting person, but perhaps it is time to consider a vocational school.

Stitches, starring Ross Noble and directed by Conor McMahon (Dead Meat), hits theaters on April 1st (no joke), and VOD, Digital Download, DVD and Blu-ray on April 2nd.

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