Halloween is a difficult day of the year if you’re lazy as shit. All that effort put into buying/creating a costume you’ll only wear for one night – why bother? Well fortunately for you, now you don’t have to, as we have compiled a list of 15 Halloween costumes ideas that require almost no effort to pull off. You’re welcome.
Here are 15 wonderfully lazy Halloween costume ideas. Scroll through the gallery below to view them all.
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15 Lazy Halloween Costume Ideas
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Ryan Gosling in Drive.
Wear a jacket. Say nothing. Occasionally smile at the nearest blonde girl.
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Edward Cullen.
Put glitter on your face. Pout. Emotionally abuse the girl you fancy.
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The economy.
Walk in. Collapse.
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A Facebook friend.
Bring photographs of your baby/car/baby in your car. Take pictures of all the food at the party.
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The Invisible Man.
Don't show up.
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Your evil twin.
Dress and act like a complete dick.
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Your good twin.
If you already are a dick then do the opposite of what you would usually do.
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The demon from Paranormal Activity.
Open a cupboard. Close a cupboard. Put a bed sheet over your head. Leave.
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A slasher movie victim.
Run around the house screaming and slamming doors.
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Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense
Don't show up, but have your friend tell people that you're "there in spirit."
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A gatecrasher.
Go to a party you weren't invited to.
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The guy from horror films who you think is going to be the villain but then isn't.
Be a bit creepy throughout the night, but ultimately do nothing of note.
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The Joker from The Dark Knight Rises.
Don't show up, but have your friend spend his night telling people that you'll "probably be here any second now."
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The Devil.
Dress as you normally would, and if people ask you why you aren't in costume tell them that the Devil takes many forms.
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A dead guy.
Lie on the floor. Don't move.
