Usually, stories of alleged hookups don’t paint the celebrities in a favorable light. All of that changed when an Instagram model told @TooMuchHotTea she might sue Drake for the ol’ hot sauce in the condom trick. Apparently, the rapper had sex with “She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named” a couple of weeks ago. Afterward, Drake went to the bathroom to dispose of the condom. That’s when his utterly shameless partner stopped by the toilet to retrieve said condom from the trash and get that $180 million semen while it was still hot—which we’re pretty sure he could sue her for…
Thankfully, Adonis’ father protects himself via brilliant, albeit unconventional means. Do you think he used Da Bomb? That’d get the job done.
Experiencing what she described as “pouring hot lava into her pussy,” the woman screamed, prompting Drake to run to the bathroom. He then admitted that he poured hot sauce into the condom to kill the sperm.
We know what you’re thinking: why wouldn’t he just flush the condom? So Drake just carries around travel-size bottles of hot sauce? Does he stuff his pockets at Taco Bell? On “Diplomatic Immunity” he rapped “I got the sauce and now shorties keep claimin’ preggo” but on “Wasting Time” he said, “Flushed the Magnums just so they not collectin’ my specimens.”
So, either this story’s not true or Drake doesn’t think things through.
Regardless, he seemingly responded to this story on Instagram with the caption “You can have your 15 minutes of fame… I’ll take the other 23 hours and 45 mins.” Check it out below:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CYmxqCElKSp/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Naturally, Drake and his hot sauce became a trending topic on social media and we’ve compiled some of the best reactions, beginning with Snoop Doggy Dogg himself.
Cover Photo: Amy Sussman (Getty Images)
https://twitter.com/pwillisjr/status/1480697969250914304?s=20
Drake do some questionable shit but the hot sauce in the condom was genius pic.twitter.com/hrNSRiKemw
— Malcolm Xcellent (@J_Nova_Kane) January 10, 2022
#Drake when he heard his hot sauce mixture actually worked pic.twitter.com/mHhlvjay9c
— alex (@AlexUlrichh) January 11, 2022
Drake really wasn’t lying when he said this https://t.co/CgbnY01RYY pic.twitter.com/3acFaRGqdC
— Steez (@Steez_HH) January 11, 2022
This how Drake walkin around with the hot sauce pic.twitter.com/wGRxHQya5j
— Yamama (@DeezyTaught_U) January 11, 2022
how did drake have hot sauce on him in that hotel room like does he just keep a tiny bottle of Tabasco in the waistband of his boxers at all times
— bobby wasabi (@bobbyteriyaki) January 13, 2022
okay now we REALLY need Drake on Hot Ones
— riley from hivemind (@RileyJohnSavage) January 13, 2022
